Insane? Nous?

So here's what happens when Sophie and I stay up too late discussing knitting and Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

WARNING: If you don't have a sense of humor about all the on-line knitting world's little controversies, don't read this :0)

"I've Got A Theory, Knitting Style" by Sophie and Summer

"All over Sunnywool, knitters are experiencing a crisis. They can't make guage, none of the row-counters are working, and all are experiencing intense pangs of longing to make Alice Starmore designs, but can't find the exact wool..."

Giles: I've got a theory
That it's a demon
A-crylic demon!
No, something isn't right there

Willow: I've got a theory
Some knitter's dreaming
And we're all swimming 'round her soggy frog pond nightmare

All: I've got a theory We should work this out
It's getting eerie What's this row-miscounting all about?

Xander: It could be pickers! Some evil pickers! Which is ridiculous 'cause pickers have tradition, and years of history less RSI and EZ likes them, I'll be over here

Anya: I've got a theory! It could be crochet!

Tara: I've got a--

ANYA : Crochet isn't cute like everybody supposes!
It's got those great big loops and patterns won't transposes!
And what's with just that one hook? What do they do with their other hand anyway?
Crochet! Crochet! It must be crochet!!!!!

Or maybe quilters...

Willow: I've got a theory we should work this fast

Willow and Giles: Because it clearly could get serious before it's passed

Tara: I've got a theory - -

Buffy: It doesn't matter
What can't we face if we're together?
What sort of dropped stitch can't we weather?
Mohair yarn? We've all been there
's just knit and purl, why should we care?

All: What can we do if we're not stitching?
We'll have to emphasize the bitching.
We have to try, We'll pay the price. Maybe we'll rip

Buffy (holds up a hideously complicated coloured, cabled & lacy fitted jacket in mohair boucle on 2mm needles): I've ripped this twice!

All: What can't we face if we're together?

Giles: What can't we face?

All: What's in this place we can't weather?

Giles: If we're together

All: There's nothing we can't face

Anya: Except for crochet...

Please do not pass this on to other people, but feel free to pass on this link.